Quips of the Night: Gossip Girl

Lord knows I don't have a lot of time on my hands, so I'm starting a new 'column of sorts' to get writing about a couple more shows... QUIPS OF THE NIGHT ...and i'll try to include a summary

90210, Gossip Girl and most other CW shows have some great one liners, and you know how much i love those at the end of the my glee recaps....so here it is my first 'Quips of the night' 

Gossip Girl  "Easy J"

PHOTO CREDIT: GIOVANNI RUFINO/ THE CW ©2010 THE CW NETWORK. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

Oh Little J, How much did I not miss your presence on the upper east side? Although I must say, I liked the use of your character's brief appearance as a plot device in last night's secret revealing episode of Gossip Girl.  'Little J's' return to the island was orchestrated by the one and only Chuck Bass. She's here for an interview with Tim Gunn to get into Parsons, Chuck sets her up for Blair to ruin the interview, and 'Little J' reverts to her bitchtastic ways as a result. He's out to get Blair in full force and knows just who to use to do it. Little did he know that 'Little J' would spill the beans about their dangerous liaison last spring to gossip girl and embarrass all parties involved. Then before she hitched the train back to Hudson, she'd show some growth and dispense some wisdom about our dear Chuck and Blair. In other developments on the island, Serena had/has a big thing for the cab stealer/business professor Colin Forrester who in the OMFG moment of the night is in cahoots with Juliet and her brother. (But WHY?!?!) Nate and Juliet had a rendezvous at the jail, and she broke up with him after her bro put the smack down on Daddy Archibald in prison and Dan didn't have much to do except for act like a big brother and that's that. Vanessa was MIA. 

Here's your Quips of the Night: 

"A Jenny free holiday season, it's been on my wish list for quite some time” – Blair

"She's the wicked witch of the Upper East Side. I'm sure one of her monkeys spotted me getting off the train or something" - Jenny 

“Office hours, not his apartment!” – Blair re: Serena breaking it off with the uber-hot Colin 

“Nothing could be more entertaining than bottle blond recon ...” – Penelope

“Yes, it is 100% vintage crazy ass Blair” – Little J

“Give it up Blair, Everyone knows I did, and who I gave it to” – Little J

"You two used to be in love, and together you were invincible, but now that you've turned against each other, it's just a matter of time before your mutual destruction." - Little J

" [...] If we keep going we'll both end up dead, and I like myself too much to let that happen, I assume you feel the same" - Chuck

"About myself? More"-Blair

“Why don’t you just sky write the word 'double cross', it’d be more subtle” – Blair

"It was no one's fault, It was fate, tragedy." - Chuck 

 As always you should check out some great recaps from EW and Vulture. 

xoxo, Gossip Girl

photo seen at phillyburbs.com

Next up some thoughts I had while watching the second episode of the new season of Gossip Girl:

- Best part of tonight's episode -- Dan singing "this loft is your loft, this loft is my loft, where's your aunt jenny, she moved to Hudson, she wears leggings" HILARIOUS
- What's the deal with this Juliet chick? I know from reading Zap2it that she is not gossip girl....so who is she? and what does she want with all our infamous upper east siders? Especially S. I'm interested to find out.
- Chuck and "Fleur DeLacour" ... love her but I can't wait for Chuck and B's reunion.
- I love Kristen Bell's voice as Gossip Girl. Can we please get her that Veronica Mars movie that she and I and every other fan of the show so desperately wants?
- After today, there is no Chuck Bass.  Repeat to self: This is not true. This is not true.
- Louis bringing Blair to Harry Winston, hello....I need a prince.
- This whole Dan having feelings for Serena thing.....I don't care if she is only your half sister by marriage, that is creepy. Let Nate have her.
- Wow, this scene between Blair and Chuck at the train station is sooooo good. This reunion was definitely worth the wait. I want to scream at the TV and make them kiss. I've watched it 3 times already. Great acting by both Leighton Meester (Blair) and Ed Westwick (Chuck).
- Glad that Vanessa and Dan are together at the end and that sly move between Juliet and Nate.... I wonder who S would have picked though.
- So Fleur, i mean Balenciaga, is coming to NYC huh? This should be interesting.

Best lines of the episode:

"but it takes more than even you to destroy Blair Waldorf"

"That's true ......but it wouldn't be my world without you in it."

Spoken by the one and only, B.

Gossip Girl is on the CW on Mondays at 9pm EST. For more on Gossip Girl head on over to cwtv.com. AND if you want to read some insanely good recaps and info head on over to Vulture for their obsessive guide.